Passenger Tales

Earlier this evening on my way home, I was riding the FX (front seat) and traffic was quite heavy. I just finished eating my french fries (broke my vow not to eat inside public transpo,hehe) when I noticed the driver of a nearby FX hurriedly getting off his vehicle. He did not even take off his seatbelt all the way. He was still wearing it when he stood beside his FX, with his door open to shield him from view, then proceeded to PEE right there in the middle of a busy avenue. I couldn’t quite believe what I was seeing (actually, I just saw his movements from the back). It was quite a long flow. And when he finished, he did the “shake that thingy” thing that guys do. Hehehe. Lucky he finished when he did because the vehicles started moving already. Our FX moved ahead that’s why I wasn’t able to see the marks on the road to verify if he really did what I thought he did.

In fairness to the man, he looked to be in his sixties. His hair was very white and he reminded me of the late House Speaker Ramon Mitra, Jr. I don’t know why he waited until he was already on the road before relieving himself. Maybe he has a problem controlling that bodily function and it just comes to him all of a sudden with no warning. Whatever the reason, he managed to provide me with another entry. As they say, don’t hold it back, let it flow. Hahaha